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You know you are an Internet Junkie when...

  • When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://

  • Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

  • You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.

  • You use Netscape 4.72, and you check every week whether version 4.73 was released.

  • You know the difference between Java and Javascript.

  • Most of your friends have an @ in their names.

  • In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com

  • On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.

  • You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

  • You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

  • You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.

  • You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-)

  • You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.

  • Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.

  • You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

  • Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
    Your dog has his own webpage.

  • So does your hamster.

  • You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.

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