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The craziest error messages

Computers can drive anyone crazy…unless you manage to detect the first symptoms before it is too late!!!

Here are a few error messages you might come across with some day.

If it happens, please do not hesitate to go and see your doctor, this is a serious case…

1.- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

2.- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

3.- Press any key to continue or another key to quit.

4.- Hit any key to continue…no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

5.- Press Crl+alt+del now for IQ test.

6.- Close your eyes and press escape three times.

7.- Bad command or file name! Bad! Bad Command! Go stand in the corner.

8.- This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

9.- User Error: Replace user.

10.- Windows VirusScan 1.0. - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)

11.- Your hard disk has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police on the way.

12.- Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat?


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