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Medecine: what are the signs that your kid might be suffering from a rare and destructive computer disease?

1. - He named his hamsters "I", "B" & "M"…

2. - He's been in bed all week with an unknown and violent computer disease which forced you to quarantine him in the Norton Anti Virus hospital.

3. - During power outage, he paces around the house like a caffeinated squirrel.

4. - He calls you "www dot daddy dot com".

5. - He suffers from cyber acne.

6. - The walls of his room are covered with printouts of a naked Bill Gates.

What about his father ? Is he any better ?

Have your son infected you and did you contract the famous bug called XWWWZ.com ? Go and have a check-up before it is too late !

1. - You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

2. - You name your children Eudora, Aol and Dotcom.

3. - You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

4. - You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.

5. - You can't call your mother… she doesn't have a modem.

6. - You check your mail. It says "no new messages". So you check it again.

7. - You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.

8. - You tell the cab driver you live at: http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html

9. - When reading the paper in the tube, you click with your finger on every underlined word.

10. - And finally, the strongest sign of all, you spend sleepless nights as long as you haven't received the latest edition of eMarket newsletter in your mail box.


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