what are the signs that your kid might be suffering from a rare and destructive
1. - He
named his hamsters "I", "B" & "M"
2. - He's
been in bed all week with an unknown and violent computer disease which
forced you to quarantine him in the Norton Anti Virus hospital.
3. - During power outage, he paces around the house like a caffeinated
4. - He
calls you "www dot daddy dot com".
5. - He
suffers from cyber acne.
6. - The
walls of his room are covered with printouts of a naked Bill Gates.
about his father ? Is he any better ?
son infected you and did you contract the famous bug called XWWWZ.com
? Go and have a check-up before it is too late !
1. - You
wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on
the way back to bed.
2. - You name your children Eudora, Aol and Dotcom.
3. - You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you
just pulled the plug on a loved one.
4. - You find yourself typing "com" after every period when
using a word processor.com.
5. - You can't call your mother
she doesn't have a modem.
6. - You check your mail. It says "no new messages". So you
check it again.
7. - You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are, because
they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.
8. - You tell the cab driver you live at: http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html
9. - When reading the paper in the tube, you click with your finger on
every underlined word.
10. - And finally, the strongest sign of all, you spend sleepless nights
as long as you haven't received the latest edition of eMarket newsletter
in your mail box.