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2001 New Year Resolutions

1. - I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.

2. - I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.

3. - I resolve to work with neglected children - my own.

4. - I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

5. - I will stop sending e-mail, instant messages…and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

6. - I resolve to back up my hard drive daily…well, once a week…okay, monthly then… at least once a year.

7. - I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

8. - I will stop checking my e-mail at three in the morning…4.30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then.

9. - I will think of a password other than "password".

10. - I resolve to…I resolve to…I resolve to, uh…

11. - I resolve to, uh, get my, er… I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

 
       
   

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